Friday, August 8, 2008

So much for NaBloPoMo

I missed posting for two days - so much for keeping up with the daily grind!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hot Stuff

irons - coals - branding irons - frying pans - stove tops - ovens - microwaved foods and beverages - curling irons - electric fences - light bulbs - flames - summer - campfires - exhaust pipes - car seats on a 100 degree + day - clothes dryers - sidewalks - metal slides on the playground - flannel shirts on a spring day - most playground equipment - flat irons - crock pots - lit matches - seat belt buckles - steering wheels - Christmas tree lights (when plugged end to end to end..) - attics - parking lots with no trees - theme parks - scalding water - dishwashers - unventilated rooms - dungeons - basements - pantyhose - wool socks - fajitas - heavy sweaters - the beach - summer - saunas - water out of a garden hose in the yard - boiling water - parking garages - bakeries - hell - deserts - middle eastern countries - the middle of nowhere with no electricity - engines - soup - dinner plates - fondue - hot chocolate - popcorn - collars - sleeves - shoes - suits - neckties - down comforters - turtle necks - glue guns - soldering irons - blow torches - woks - cayenne pepper - jalapenos - serranos - salsa - hot wings - bar-be-que sauce - spicy fries - potatoes - gas grills - tents - car races - heating pads - hot water bottles - mowing the grass (weeds) - summer - summer - SUMMER

Monday, August 4, 2008

From one extreme....

Sub-zero
Zero
Below freezing
Above Freezing
Artic
Icy
Really cold
Cold
Cool
Pleasant
Tepid
Lukewarm
Warm
Tropical
Balmy
Temperate
Humid
Really Warm
Steamy
Hot
Boiling
Burning
Searing
Volcanic

All this...and more....in just a few hours....in Texas

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Hot - What's Not

People who think they are hot....are not necessarily hot.

People who are rude to store cashiers, fast food workers, waitresses....not so hot!

Winners who believe they did it all on their own....and did not....not hot.

The price of gas....definitely not hot.

When the price of milk is more than the price of gas....not hot.

When summer vacation turns into stay-cation....not hot.

The price of tickets to athletic events....not hot.

The amount of money paid to 'pro' athletes...not hot at all.

People who lie..again and again...not hot.

People who say one thing and mean another....not hot.

Friday, August 1, 2008

NaBloPoMo

National Blog Post Month - Theme: HOT

Here in Texas its HOT most any time of year. You can't count on the seasons to be 'true to form'...but if you don't like the weather...just wait...it will change with the wind. We're staring at triple-digit temperatures in our forecast for the next week, which means in a car with no windshield shade, your car can probably cook at least an egg - on the car seat! I know that HOT is the THEME for this month, but its NOT all about the weather, so future subjects will center on alternate topics around the theme.

A few parting thoughts:
  1. We reserve the right to slap anyone who asks "Is it hot enough for ya?".
  2. What exactly is the purpose of an 'extreme heat' watch as published by our local TV weathermen???
  3. Why bother to put any percent of a chance of rain until you see the clouds directly overhead and the thunder booming? Seriously - a 20% chance of rain? Actually the clouds directly above could only be a result of a grass-fire caused by instantaneous combustion!
  4. We would gladly welcome random tests of super-duper anti-perspirants anywhere in our vicinity ~ for men or women.
  5. Take a chance and try to drink IN as much water as you sweat OUT. (I really don't want to actually measure that output, though!)