A 'WIND ADVISORY'?? I've heard of severe thunderstorm warning, burn ban, even tornado watch...but a wind advisory? What could the purpose of that be?? A wind advisory to:
- warn people NOT to wear full or 'flippy' skirts or billowing gowns..
- OR warn (some) people to be on the look-out for the same?
- warn people that no amount of hair spray is going to help their 'do'
- warn would be sail-boaters who can't already tell by the way the lake is white-capping that today may not be best for their regatta
- warn campers who may want to start a camp fire that they'd better bring a whole bunch of matches
- warn those among us lucky enough to be considered 'light weight' to put rocks in their pockets as they head out the door
- warn those in the mood to fly a kite that said kite might turn into more of a scarf or simply break away altogether
- warn those people working the drive-thru at Mickey D's that it's going to be extremely difficult to hear the customers place their orders due to "wind noise" (never mind that we can hardly understand THEM...ever!
- warn people parking their car to be aware of the door-whip affect...as car doors tend to whip-open with the wind and surely ding those vehicles that are too close for comfort
- warn people on cell phones outdoors that they may find people on the other end CAN'T HEAR...AT ALL....except for wind noise
- warn people who use the drive-thru car wash that it won't be necessary to pay extra for the 'dry' option
- warn people that WIND BURN is a real possibility today
- warn people to watch for flying objects - including everything from cigarette butts to paper airplanes...they could be lethal!!
1 comment:
HA! We have been having those more and more as of late - I can't remember the last time spring was this windy!
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